If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...