Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...