What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...