If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...