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Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...