A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...