Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...