The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...