Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...