On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...