Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...