Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...