Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
58 Newspaper Headlines
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Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
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Rejection Letter Form
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