Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...