Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...