Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”