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A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
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Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
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Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
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