Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...