Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...