What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...