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What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...