Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...