The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...