Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...