Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...