Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...