Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!