Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...