Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
A very insulting parrot
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...