Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...