Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...