Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...