Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...