Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...