Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...