Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...