Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...