Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....