Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
The dinner guests!
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Fuck for a Duck
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Speech Impediment
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Another Castration
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Employer Quotes
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A talking horse
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Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1