Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...