Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...