There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...