Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Operating systems as beers
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Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...