Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...