Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...