Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...