A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...