Did you hear about the blond?
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If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
I Want To Be Weighed
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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
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If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
5 flies in the kitchen
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