Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...