A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...