Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...