Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Pig misunderstanding
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OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...