Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...